Foods I would like to see become reality

I'm on a kick where I like making lists about foods. This time, my imagination soars.

-bacon margaritas

-brisket cupcakes

-shrimp tacos (the taco shell is made out of pressed shrimp meat)

-shrimp popcorn (NOT popcorn shrimp)

-shrimp Chex Mix

-i haven't had shrimp in a while because my boyfriend thinks he's allergic

-Almond Joy Hot Pockets (and don't tell me i could just fry some almond joys, it wouldn't have the same convenience and mouth-burning potential)

-Lucky Charms pie

Why I like instant oatmeal

-I'm a fan of anything you can eat out of a mug

-It's bland

-It can be mixed with almost anything

-It's hot and ready whenever you need it. Am I right ladies??

-Only 100 calories per packet? Hello Eating-My-Emotions City. population me!

-It's got occasional chunks if you fail to stir correctly. Surprises at every turn!

-It's scalding at times

-It can be made so many different ways... at least 2

-It will never leave you

Look at this movie I made

Behold!

Holy Bajingus

This blog is old. Time to make it new again! Stay tuned.